the captors demands

the hostage takers:

mr. green mrs. pink mr. blue

their list of demands

• oodles of candy: oodles means a lot. they're for nathan
• 100 bags of brazilian nuts: i love nuts.
  20 native brazilian dolls: for virginia, she's been a little lonely
• 4 talking macaws: it's a little quiet around the office without melissa
• sand...also from brazil: just look between your toes.
• 1000 feathers from birds...native to brazil: for a pillow, steve is tired of sharpening his tools

place all of the items above into a brazilian pot (made from a brazilian street artisan) and leave it at the lobby. charlene's sister will know what to do.

if you do not meet our demands ...well, let me show you what will happen:

she will be devoured whole by chinese lions


she will be hanged...


doesn't look pretty does it?




she will also be eaten by wild beasts...



a beheading seems to be in order if our
demands are not met



perhaps a tight squeeze into this here printer will do?


slave labor is always fun...

alright fine....
if you can't come up with the above request then riddle me this:

in brazil, what is considered to be among one of the 7th wonders of the world?

when you figure it out do not utter a word...
simply stand in front of me and show me.
you know like in a charade.

present your answer to:

and receive your precious little dolly.

while you think about it, enjoy the rest of the show.

oh and...

hope you had a horrible time in brazil without us!!!!!

LET THE SHOW BEGIN